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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

I was thinking the same thing!

Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.

(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via demonbloodedangel)

— 6 hours ago with 91421 notes
#WAIT WHAT I CANT EVEN FRENCH BRAID  #AND IM A TEENAGE GIRL  #I NEED LESSONS FROM HIM 

4insley:

The older I get the more this resonates with me

(Source: raiseusfromperdition, via schlutty)

— 6 hours ago with 104755 notes
#yep 

humorous-blog:

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humorous-blog:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

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What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

(Source: officialfrenchtoast, via schlutty)

— 6 hours ago with 29270 notes
#same 

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Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this

I play this in my car while I’m driving.

I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song

I decided this a long time ago

Try petting the cats to this.

Ima just gon reblog this a seventh time okay

Everytime I hear this I want to spontaneously jump on a table and begin a battle


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SOMEONE BRING ME MY SWORD. BECAUSE TODAY, LADS *EXTREME ZOOM IN* WE GO TO WAR!!

*brushing hair dramatically*

*Sits at computer with sweatshirt on head dramatically* 

(Source: obrienroden, via durnesque-esque)

— 9 hours ago with 494972 notes
#mandatory reblog 

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its never not a good time for this video

…..you…..you found it

Classic

can you believe there are people who haven’t seen this video before

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— 9 hours ago with 372534 notes
#this website is on drugs  #srsly 
person:so what do you do in your spare time?
me:i like to sit on 1000 pound unpredictable animals and tell them to run at different speeds
— 9 hours ago with 3212 notes
#yep  #'the most interesting girl in the world